THE BACK CREW
So I’m at at a photo shoot for filmmakers and actors. I start talking to this guy who is a writer. I ask him “Are there any other directors here?”. He starts pointing them out. I’m like “How can you tell?” He’s like  ”Because they’re not good looking.” I say, “So what, I’m ugly?” He says “No, we’re just not overtly beautiful. We’re the back crew.” I think “Nice.”